Met him while watching our one friend Conner being born. Had the good idea of keeping one of conner's balls. We cherish it on a communal keychain now. Good dude, nice ass.

+rep After a good game in val, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great val and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Val lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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LOOK CUTE DOGGO. DONT EAT

But when they needed him the most he vanished