It was Christmas season. I was walking down the road and excited for the jolly Christmas spirit when I noticed this disheveled young man who was feeding the pigeons along Orchard road. I was minding my own business when he started flinging human feces at me and commanded the legion of pigeons to attack me. I was horrified and inclined to offer help when he started shouting which rendered me partially deaf. I ran as far as I could. Now whenever I see a pigeon I have seizures and flashbacks of this attack on a innocent passerby. I am now undergoing therapy for my ptsd and am living in fear from a day to day basis. My hearing has worsen over the years and I am no longer able to hear anything with my right ear. Do not support Penguinsph. He is a obnoxious degenerate that has made my life hell despite my wanting to take pity of him. Share this message so others will be warned of this person.

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Once upon a time there was a guy who was about to go to school. He was in a hurry and his mom was telling him to feed the giraffe. He told his mom he couldn't feed the giraffe because he had to find his potato peeler. He couldn't leave for school without his potato peeler or else he wouldn't be able to peel his potatoes! Once he found his potato peeler he looked at the clock and saw that there was only 2 minutes left before school started. If he ran he could probably make it, and besides the school was only 5373km away. The guy ran so fast and made it just in time before school started. The guy saw a random girl come his way. She asked if she could borrow his potato peeler. He said yes and handed her his potato peeler. She used it to peel a potato. The end.

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