片叶's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 4:41am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 3:29am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 4:49am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 2:06am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 8:04am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 5:28am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 8:50am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2018 @ 1:12pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 5:47am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2018 @ 9:40am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2018 @ 4:30am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2018 @ 6:41am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 2:00am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 1:30pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 12:53pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 12:46am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2018 @ 12:47pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 4:33am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 12:25am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 12:29pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 3:25am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 5:22am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 8:39am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 1:09am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 2:03am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2018 @ 9:33am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 4:48am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 5:25am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2018 @ 1:12pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 5:08am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2018 @ 4:19am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 5:48am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 5:06am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 7:55am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2018 @ 9:42am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 1:36am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:34am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 8:08am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 1:15am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 4:34am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 12:44am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 5:31am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2018 @ 6:42am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2018 @ 8:30am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

9 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30