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<Knghtbrd> would taste like a good idea too
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I exist, therefore I am paid.
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If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
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A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices.
"The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant,"
said the master.
"Is Tao in a hand-held calculator?" asked the novice.
"It is," came the reply.
"Is the Tao in a video game?" continued the novice.
"It is even in a video game," said the master.
"And is the Tao in the DOS for a personal computer?"
The master coughed and shifted his position slightly. "The lesson
is over for today," he said.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
- Andy Finkel, computer guy
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