There are two problems with a major hangover. You feel
like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.
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... I see TOILET SEATS ...
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Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
-- St. Augustine
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The instruments of science do not in themselves discover truth. And there are
searchings that are not concluded by the coincidence of a pointer and a mark.
-- Fred Saberhagen, "The Berserker Wars"
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Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is
good for dandruff.
-- Peter de Vries
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It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line.
-- Woody Allen, "Play It Again, Sam"
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Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice.
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3220.3
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Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?
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We are so fond of each other because our ailments are the same.
-- Jonatha

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