"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
—Cult of Cthulhu

"And so for me its destiny to be the maestro of villainy! Yes, I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!"
—Music Meister

"Let your death be the final word in the story of rebellion."
—Emperor Palpatine

"There is only one plan—one great design which shall govern the universe—mine."
—Emperor Palpatine

"There is no mercy. Do not worry, I'm not going to kill you. I have other uses for you."
—Emperor Palpatine

"And now, the power of two restores the one true emperor."
—Emperor Palpatine

"The Dark Side Of The Force Is A Pathway To Many Abilities Some Consider To Be Unnatural."
―Emperor Palpatine

"Well, I think I might. I'll just pick myself up and... oh! What's this? Heavens! I'M BOLTED TO THE WALL!"
―Maestro Forte

"All things are possible. Who you are is limited by who you think you are."
―Book of the Dead

“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
―H.P. Love Craft

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."
―H.P. Love Craft

"You might have destroyed my magic flute, but you cannot destroy the musical magic that is me, babe!"
―Scaramouche

"BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSD"
―The Kraken

"Snively, what color is my heart?"
―Robotnik

"A nice dream. But dreams are meant to be... broken."
―Robotnik

"Human beings are the only animal that forms ideas about their world. We perceive it not through our bodies but through our minds. We must agree on what is real. Because of this, we are the only animal on Earth that goes mad."
―Legion

"If the idea of illness can become illness, what else about our reality is actually a disorder?"
―Legion

"I am Legion. We are Legion."
―Legion

"What if you're not the hero? What if you're just another villain?"
―Legion

"Those who denies our right will suffer the desert s wrath in every grain of sand."
―Azir

"I will guide humanity to greatness."
―Azir

"Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already!"
―Alastor

"Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear. Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage, and a stage is a world of entertainment."
―Alastor

"Son?!"
―Sir Pent, believing Angel to be his son

"Ooh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy c** inside of my **** del*** , de-...butter the d***"
―Stolas

"What's the matter demon hunter? Never seen a REAL demon before?"
―Stolas

"Burn down every island in the Caribbean if you have to, but bring me my bride!... and more slaw! Curse the villains, they never give you enough slaw with these value meals."
―LeChuck

"There is only me. There is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender."
―The Beast