i was down in my luck, i had no money in the bank, both of my sweet young children who were both at the ripe age of 65 died of heart failure, and worst of all my wife left me for my other wife's boyfriend.

this period of my life was so bad that every day i was on the constant verge of atheism.

that is until one day i had a dream where i met jesus himself who personaly handed me a Dell brand desktop with steam installed. i was in a haze and in an emotional burst i screamed at jesus asking him what i have done wrong to deserve my current happenings.

jesus ignored my crys and insted covered my mouth in ductape and straped me to a chair. he once again pointed me to the Dell brand desktop and shouted in a booming voice "Pixel Strike 3D is a Multiplayer First-Person Shooter that features fast-paced gameplay and a wide variety of player customization. This is not your average pixelated gun game. It’s time to stop crafting and start shooting!"

thats when i suddenly woke up. i knew what i had to do.

ever since ive played this game my problems have solved themselfs. i have all the money in the world, my young children have rematerialized from their graves, and ive gotten 6 more loving wives.

thank you pixel strike and thank you jesus.