i once had a secret to tell him.. "is this a safe space?" i asked.
"nova, you can tell me anything" came the reply. i took a deep breath and after months of hiding the truth, i came clean.
"hyper... thoughts of your hot stepsister cloud my every waking moment."
he sighed, turned on his heel and walked away. i never saw him again...

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself.

this guy abuses me <3

smash

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