Justin Turdeau: You deserve nothing but Misery, loneliness, and absolute HATRED.

The Ven. Donald Trump: KING of FREEDOM

Sir Spiffing Brit: Built my favorite CommuniTEA

Joe Biden: the only person in the world, to (ACCIDENTALLY) touch a child inappropriately, IN PUBLIC, without getting jailed! KUDOS!(hes too senile to tell the difference between a shoulder and a tit apparently)

Hillary Clinton: See "Justin Turdeau". and also, pull back your hand! Its so far up Bidens ass I can see ♥♥♥♥ stained fingers moving his mouth. Also, are you still selling those AK's? care to sell me one? prefferably with an extend-o-mag for my mantle for when I win the lottery? THANKS!

The Above, are satirical, exaggerated, and plain old nonsensical Re-Wordings of my personal opinions, which by definition, can neither be correct, nor incorrect. Any offense taken is strictly your own, and has nothing to do with me, my grammar, my lack of grammar, my IDGAF, my writing style(regardless of how poor it is), or even the price of tea in china/England/Britania/(United Arab Emirates)/Canadastan. except for Justin Turdeau, you earned that much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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"AXE THE TAX!" Leader of our dear and beloved Conservative party!

"♥♥♥♥ it" Some guy named Mike

"Can i borrow 40 bucks?" Nearly everyone i ever met.

"♥♥♥♥ THIS ♥♥♥♥ IM OUT!" Me, when i win the lottery

"Never gonna give you up" Various rickroll memes

"YO! BLAST DAHT ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!" An absolutely epic, bass loving homeboy, with the most AWESOME 'fro i ever saw, that I met at Timmies

"You're THAT suicidal?" Me, when someone touches my Timmies

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