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56.9 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill.
Posted 23 September, 2023. Last edited 29 September, 2023.
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1,147.7 hrs on record (1,044.9 hrs at review time)
wake up on a nice, wide beach

walk for some time taking in the scenery

meet some guys dressed in what looks like trash, holding some sort of battle sccared AK-47s

"YOU THERE, NAKED"

I go towards them

They tell me to follow them

Get brought to a compound with crudely made ISIS flags on it

They want me to sing for them

I don't dare to say anything

They tell me I'm useless, threatening to shocking me with some supposedly new tesla contraption

Someone yells "bring him inside the thunderdome instead"

waitwhat

I meet another prisoner whose also naked and he screams for help

his cell door opens and we are told to fight

I kill him after an intense battle with rocks

everyone chants in bad middle-eastern accents

they bring me outside for air they say

bring me out for air they did not

I get told to run and that I get a head start of 10 seconds

they fired their AKs but missed horribly when I ran back and fourth, zigzagging away into the distance

I escape through some thick bush and out into the desert

I later fled syria and picked up a copy of this game, experiencing the same thing.
Posted 1 February, 2021.
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