Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Moo!"
The other one says "Damn, I was just about to say that!".
ㅤ* A woman goes into a US sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asks the clerk.
Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
ㅤ* What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog Vendor? "Make me one with everthing."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!