I'm Prison Mike! You know why they call me Prison Mike?!
Do you really expect me not to push you up against the wall, ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
All right, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's just the way we talk in the clink.
I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIGHT!
I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom. And I never got caught, neither.
The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!