Men shouldn't hit their wives

penis

Rocket league tryhard

worthless dog low skill

Went to his house, sat down and watched Spongebob.
20 minutes in and he hands me a drink.
I drink it and think nothing of it.
Get really sleepy and want to go home about 5 minutes later.
He grabs me and drags me upstairs.
I can't move.
Last thing I remember is being thrown on a bed.
Woke up next day not being able to walk properly.

8/10 Spongebob was good.
+rep Would go again

+Rep an absolute legend