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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 11:45am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 2:12am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:50am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:03am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 10:59am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:54am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 4:04am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2018 @ 10:36am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 3:12am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 11:42am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2017 @ 10:51am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 2:36am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 5:34am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:37am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 6:01pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 3:50am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 6:01pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 8:07am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 5:38am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 3:10am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:13am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 5:34am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 11:36am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:30am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 3:15am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2017 @ 6:50am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 10:35am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 11:23am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 11:14am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:56am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2017 @ 3:19am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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