Recent reviews by Jeremy Hanzcruck

Combat is boring. Story is boring. World is boring. Dragons are boring. NPC's are boring. City's are boring. Exploring is boring. Dungeons are boring. Loot is boring. This whole damn game is boring.

By golly is this a game! I caught my grandson playing this and I gave him a good whooping! He's only 24 he doesn't need to see this filth! Anyways I took his computer away and I got a little curious and after my wife died I booted this game up and I was introduced to this beautiful African American young piece of hot pie named Emica! Her beautiful white hair blends amazingly with her dark skin, after giving her food and playing a wonderful almost realistic date I feel in love. I gave her food and she gave me whoopee! It was so surreal! It was just like my first time! Same perspective and everything! She really does look like my first love! I miss you Kathleen! We will see each other once again!

So you know how Smash Bros is a good game? Yeah this isn't

this game bad. i die. it bad. i kill. it bad. i win chicken. it bad. i drive. it bad. i play. it bad. i bad. it bad.

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Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring.

Do you want to play a game that doesnt work half the time? Well look no longer because I have the perfect game for you. ITS CALLED RAINBOW SIX SIEGE. Do you enjoy hitting someone in the head with you death bullets and them walking the bullets off and then they headshot you while doing a 360? OH BUDDY DO I HAVE A GAME FOR YOU!





Oh yeah its a good game.

Great game, fun to play with friends I can play this game for 10 hours stainght (I havent done that yet but I can) Its even fun to play with randoms, BEST MUITIPALYER GAME EVERRRRRRR.