I tried making my pancakes with ♥♥♥
I just tried making some damn pancakes with my ♥♥♥, I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ I was thinking I was some kinda culinary genius like that rat chef from Ratatouille or something. Anyway, I just swapped out the eggs for my own load and cooked them up like regular pancakes. The taste? Eh, it wasn't nothing special, just tasted like regular pancakes. But there was this weird ass wet fishy smell and taste going on. It was like I was eating a pancake that had been soaking in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish tank. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend it, st was weird as hell. But ♥♥♥♥ it, you live and you learn, right? I'll probably try again sometime, maybe use my girl's period blood.

antidisestablishmentarianism

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

-rep into lolis

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