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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 8:30am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:00am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:11am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:32am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 12:03pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:37am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:00am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:05am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:18am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:58am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:23am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:40am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:58am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:26am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:01am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:21am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:47am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:43pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:08pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:15am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:11am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:43pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:57am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:27am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:27am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:10am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:28am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 8:19am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:27am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:47am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:23pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:40pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:45am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:43pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:21am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 6:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 9:04am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:32am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 2:46am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:43am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:03pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:23pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 2:46am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:26am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:28pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:01pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 11:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:36pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 May @ 12:44pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:34am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:49am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:59am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:59am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:07am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:34am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:02am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:25am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:07am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:10am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:36pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:09pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 11:56am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:46am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:06am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:34am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 12:07pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:47am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:57am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:36pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 8:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:08pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:44pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:40am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:08pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:35am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:04pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:02am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:37am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:01pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:10pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:00pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:55pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:56pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:00pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:33am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:10am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:33am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:29am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 12:03pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:17am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:34am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:09pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 10:06am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:46am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:48am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 9:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:00pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:19pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:58pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 1:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:49am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 12:17pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:32am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May @ 3:47am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:07am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:43am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:59am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:47am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:50am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:43pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:01pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 7:52am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:34am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:35am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:00pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 4:46am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:34am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 9:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:07pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:16pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:47pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:10pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 5:26am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:41am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:55pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 9:55am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:44am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:29am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:01pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:51pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:17pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:06am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:34am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 9:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:07pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:50pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:39pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:13pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:59pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:05pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 9:46am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 12:13pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:01pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:06pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:42pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:52pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:44pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:51pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:06pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:12pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 12:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 12:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 12:14pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 12:14pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:31am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:39pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 2:46am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:24am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 8:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:47pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:02pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:17pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:49am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:53am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:34am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:55pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 9:39am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 10:06am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:12pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:33pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:47pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:57pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:02pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:05pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:33pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:47pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:59pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:01pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:28pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:38pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:54pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:58pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:31pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:08pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:30am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:30am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:03am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:38pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:13pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:31pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:41pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:37pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 1:34pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:13am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:06am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:13pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:01pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:19am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:00pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:44pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:04pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:33am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:28pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:05pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:57am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:51am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:02pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:38pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:31pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:26am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:03pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:21pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:41pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:31pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 2:46am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:43am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:37pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:58pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:25pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:10pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:13am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:06am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:29pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:10pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:54pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:55pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 1:13am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 8:20am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 5:41am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 2:28pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 7:27am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:09am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:30am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:14pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:28pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:32pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:43pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:03pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:08pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 1:34pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:16am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:55pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:55pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:06am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:18am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:03pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:41pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:16am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 1:31pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:10am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 1:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:19am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 5:00am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 11:23am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:01pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:58pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:19pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:44pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:38pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:55pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:12am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:33pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:50pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:53pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:01pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 7:52am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:07pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:31am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:57am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:55pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:36am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:51am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:28pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:38pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 1:21am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:34pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:08pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:45pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:03pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:08am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:15pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:31pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 1:50pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:06am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 1:22am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 1:22am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:50am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:44pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:14pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:20pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:27am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:11am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:01pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:28pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:13am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:06am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:05pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:42pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:33am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:03pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:54pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 1:41pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:10am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 8:18am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 5:16am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:16am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:00pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked