What's the deal with the comment section here lmao?

what the actual motherloving ♥♥♥♥ is this god forsaken comment section.

oh the comments...........

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

Hey boo, sorry to disturb your fine ass, but i couldnt help notice your profile, "Kutie2302", like oh my god what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy name! it suits you too, because you have kooties. i remember one time in third grade this girl names falicia gave me kooties, so i kidnapped her dog and baited her into my backyard by lining up his ♥♥♥♥ leading to my backyard, then we she got back their, i offered her a beer and she took it, but the thing is, i snuck some of her dads semin into the drink, then when she passed out, i brought her into my room where i tied her to the ceiling fan by her toes, but only one foot(so i could suck the other one). then i slowly stroked her elbows until she called me daddy. after that i proceeded to slide the shaft of my ♥♥♥♥ down her 6 year old throat until she gagged out spit then stopped responding, then i returned her to her house. she never gave me kooties again. Sorry, was that too far, i promise i wasnt flirting i just think you are so sexy ;0

haha! hey baby, sorry i saw your profile picture and I nutted on my monitor, I just wanted to tell you that it's really rare to see such a cute girl put her face on her profile picture, because that's you haha! I don't know why it's just a transgender homophobic nigerian prince with a 2 inch penis that is uncircumsied thing.but we should really make our own porno together haha! it's a great idea with alot of cumshots haha! sorry that wasn't flirting i swear im just trying to sneak into your home and rape you, sorry that was too far? really sorry im really shy and i dont go outsiide much haha add me on aol we should talk more.