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Thank you, The Mgt.
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"How did you spend the weekend?" asked the pretty brunette secretary
of her blonde companion.
"Fishing through the ice," she replied.
"Fishing through the ice? Whatever for?"
"Olives."
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For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
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Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate... [Peter is watching this on TV]
Peter: What the hell does rant mean?
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That means I'll have to use $ans to suppress newlines now.
Life is ridiculous.
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
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When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.
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