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-rep fortnite balls im gay i like boys i kidnap autistic kids lil mosey is white

Grodd kills Obama with one punch. He doesn't even wind back it's just one punch he just smashes Obama's skull and instantly kills him. It only takes like two seconds but they show it over and over from different angles so it takes around 38 minutes to get through the scene. That's near the end of the movie after they've beaten Thanos and stuff but I'm sure you're not interested in that nonsense, this is the only important scene. Halfway through the 185th repetition it cuts to black and credits roll.

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LEROY !!! JENKINS !!!

And it’s male. Sick and tired of not only dumb sIuts, but also cucks and purple haired weirdos trying to take over the country. Soon my personal hero, Donald J Trump, will make it illegal to be female or any other gender besides male. If you are female you won’t be executed, but sent to breeding warehouses where the superior race and gender, the white male, will have sex with the most desirable female of their liking

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Sometimes when i see minecraft chicks i imagine being at the mall with them and we're walking and i need to tie my shoe, but i have a frappe in my hand, and then i just place the drink on top of her flat head. idk why, i imagine just a blocky minecraft lady with a drink on her flat head and my heart goes crazy. its really hot to me how i am basically dating a nightstand that follows me around, mmf, i can put like a book on there or mmmmmf

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Ooo Cummy 😖😍 I'll nut 💦 in you if you insist 😮🙈 I'll take responsibility don't worry sweetheart ❤️

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hardheartsheartsheartsheartsheartsheartspush against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

His mother domt love him hes a lil trash takler

Real as s bitc h, give a ♥♥♥ k 'bout a ni gga
Big Birkin bag, hold five, six figures
Stripes on my as s so he call this pus sy Tigger
♥♥♥ kin' on a scammin' as s, rich as s ni gga
Same group of bitc hes, ain't no adding to the picture
Drop a couple racks, watch this as s get bigger
Drinkin' on liquor, and I'm lookin' at your ♥♥♥ ga
If his money right, he can eat it like a Snicker
I ain't got time for you fake as s hoes
Talkin' all loud in them fake as s clothes
Fake as s shoes match their fake as s gold
I'm the realest bitc h ever to you snake as s hoes

i got black i got white which u wanna lynch

OOHH!!! OOHH!!!! I FOUND THE MOBILE USER GUYS!!! THIS GUY USES MOBILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE USED THE CAPITAL R HE'S A MOBILE USER GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROASTED!!!!!!!!!!!

I AWAIT MY KARMA AND GOLD BECAUSE OF MY EPIC ROAST MY DUDES, I JUST ROASTED THE MOBILE USER!!!!

r/FOUNDTHEMOBILEUSER!!!! (NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T USE THE CAPITAL R BECAUSE IM NOT A WUSSY MOBILE USER, IM A LE EPIC DESKTOP USER!!!!!!!)

GET PAWNED YOU WIMPY MOBILE USER!!!!!!

Hiii! my name is adam xDD im 12 yrs youngg. im takenn (((: happily by my 15 yrs youngg gf amy. shes my everything <33333 but i still flirt with all the girls in my class ;) shh. ;x i go to parties every sat. and party at church on sunday, holaaahh! hahaha, i luv jesus, but idk i might be atheist. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another boy because it's a sin ;( i do weed and i luv lil wayne, and the jonas brothers. i h8 black ppl because they scare me. follow me ok?!!?! =D

Hot girl 🔥💁‍♀️ summer is over 🙅‍♀️😳 now it’s time ⏰😜 for Christian girl fall 🍂🙇‍♀️so pull out the Bibles 😎📔 and pray 🛐🙏🏼 for Jesus ✝️ to save us 😇😭 from the thots 😡🚷

Does anyone ever have that friend that just has the urge to j izz in your toaster and when you wake up in the middle of the afternoon to cook some toast you immediately notice a odd stench coming from it?

God, I want to ♥♥♥ k the Fortnite banana so ♥♥♥ king bad. Imagine him in bed; his lustful eyes gazing into yours as you penetrate his peel. How warm he feels on the inside. His thick, yellow curves bending just to right into your chest as you thrust into him mercilessly. Imagine the warmth and extreme pleasure that you must get when you finally release your load into the Fortnite banana. His gushy insides become soaked with your seed. All that cholesterol, covered in your juice. You peel him back and take a bite of that sweet victorious fruit and taste your proud work and dedication on your tongue. The banana pushes his beautiful curved form against your body as you drift off to sleep, having had the most incredible and most amazing orgas m you have ever felt in your life— all thanks to the Fortnite banana.

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Fishy, fishy!
Fish, fish McBites, McBites
Fish, fish McBites, McBites
Fish, fish McBites, McBites
Fishy, fishy
Fish McBites are succulent and breaded to perfection
So take a trip to Mickey D's and get you, get, get, get you some
Fish, fish McBites, McBites
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Fishy, fishy!

LOL I WAS SEXING THE PERSON AND SHE WHIP OUT WEINER AND SHE START NO RUSSIAN SPRAYDOWN CUMMIES ON MY FACE -REP -REP DO NOT SEX SHE HAS PEE

helo. i give blojob is csgo kinife. am 62 year man from lithuania only look for fun (funny) time at day. like yuor boobys pls give knife lol LOL. pls w e ar play for 300 ping (super high i lol XDD) an i need skin to be conter strik god. the mm rank is wood 21 an i hvvae bed teammaites. get 53 eliminates evry gaim but not rank upwards (LOL). givem e teh skins so men rank upwards thx lol (ROFL!!)

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lil man

WARNING DO NOT SEX WITH THIS PERSON!!!!1!

we were have sexy time in roblox and i pull out my♥♥♥♥♥♥(4.5 inch) while touching her blox (very big) thEN SHE ALLSO PULL OUT♥♥♥♥♥♥
WOMAN DO NOT♥♥♥♥♥♥!!1!1!!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!1111!!

Ay deywa ooooohooogogohogohoohohohohohohohohoh unooo unooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYT wWAKONDA....... ..........
I done

Yellow

Yummer

why gay lol

- wake up☑️
- check if rice dropped a new diss track ;) ☑️
- he didnt☑️
- damn :/ ☑️
- when my boy ricegum gon drop some h e a t ??? ☑️
- play fortnite☑️
- get #1 victory and share it on sc story☑️
- wait patiently for all the girls to reply to the story ☑️

+rep Caja de bala que ya no uso, mucha de alta calidad (brrrr)
Tengo tiradore' arriba el rufo, papeles verde sin identidad
Caja de bala que ya no uso, mucha de alta calidad

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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

jewjewbear Dec 28, 2017

WARNING DO NOT SEX WITH THIS PERSON!!!!1!

we were have sexy time in roblox and i pull out my ♥♥♥♥ (4.5 inch) while touching her blox (very big) thEN SHE ALLSO PULL OUT ♥♥♥♥

WOMAN DO NOT ♥♥♥♥!!!1!1!!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!1111!!

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When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to ♥♥♥. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dongfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza o_O The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later. Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now.

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