'ESHKETIT'
~Galileo



i have crabs in my toupee

'oh, youre filipino too? hepi burdai'
~batman



"drown in a house fire ♥♥♥"

"sticks and stones may break my bones but my ♥♥♥♥ is made of plywood"
~mike

"is that a buddhist I smell?"
~batman

"chicken nuggets in my nose"
~Ian Rawdawney

'im just gonna watch drake and josh until my eyes hurt.'
~Batman

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"If you can dig an inch you can dig a mile." ~Neebs








Mirdon: "But I don't want to leave it in the hole to die!"

Neebs: "But it might not be down there to die, it could be a system of cat tunnels. Sometimes their tunnels go for miles."

Doraleous: "What are you talking about? Cats don't make tunnels."

Drak: "Most cats breed underground, Doraleous, that's a fact."

Doraleous: "But they don't make th-, what?"

Mirdon: "Doraleous, Doraleous, hold on I got this guys. Doraleous, have you ever seen a cat?"

Neebs: "Ever?"

Doraleous: "Guys"

Neebs: "You ever see a cat, and then it disappears? Where do you think it goes?"

Drak: "Underground!"

Doraleous: "They go underground?!"

Neebs: "You are blowing my mind right now."

Doraleous: "You think they go underground? Into their tunnel system?"

Neebs: "Of course they go underground!"

Doraleous: "Tunnel cats?"

Neebs: "Tunnel cats!"