Gordan Ramsme
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zxgxqヅ 23/nov./2022 às 13:04 
Mickey was masturbating in the bathroom on the toilet when he heard the bathroom door swing open then closed again. The sink outside the stall was running with water and from underneath the stall, Mickey saw polished dress shoes. Mickey put on his baggy pants and left the stall. The man by the sink was wearing a suit, had dark hair and a cane, and an aura around him. He seemed upset so Mickey took off his furry helmet and his grey-streaked hair stood up. The man turned around and Mickey saw that it was a ghost president, John F. Kennedy himself. "My wife cheated on me" he said. Skitty-rella then entered the bathroom. "Hiii!1!1!" she said. Then she jumped on top of the urinal, squatted, and peed. Her skirt was wet.
Respectable Human 21/set./2022 às 16:53 
ong:steambored:
pee 14/set./2022 às 14:17 
gay:steamfacepalm:
Voytech 18/jan./2022 às 10:13 
+rep window wars professional
partial z/partial x 12/ago./2021 às 10:18 
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel?
Respectable Human 19/jul./2021 às 20:42 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kilur IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for th the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.