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serene 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm 
𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆 ✔🆅🅴🆁🅸🅵🅸🅴🅳  𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄         
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ⠀  ㅤㅤㅤㅤᴴᴬⱽᴱ ᴬᴺ ᴬᴹᴬᶻᴵᴺᴳ ᵂᴱᴱᴷᴱᴺᴰ  ㅤㅤ ⠀ㅤ
ㅤㅤ ㅤ  ꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ:  𝕆𝕡𝕚𝕦𝕞™
Cael 9 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm 
morbius kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks lol morbin time??? what a joke.

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Geo 9 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm 
The guy below me morbs
Hunter 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm 
Benefits of watching morbius daily: Day 1 - You watch morbius. Instantly love it. Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity. You feel as a whole a stronger human being Day 10 - you have energy whenever you want and can sleep as long or short as you need to, people start getting jealous Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity. Youre able to perfectly recite the script Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof. Women start talking Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration. You’ve now memorised the choreography of the entire movie, you can execute the stunts and movements performed to a tee Day 365 - Your voice deepens, and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length. Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points...
Hunter 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm 
...Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down. You need more time to watch morbius. Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately, she keeps it professional. Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays. Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium...
Hunter 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm 
...Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. Matt Sazama Burk Sharpless signs over half of his morbius royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell him you love and appreciate all the good change hes bought to your life. He weeps quietly, but with a smile. Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally. Day 100,000 – Your IQ increases by several morbillion. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion...