Squid Time » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0.6h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
507 of 637 (80%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:20am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:13pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 9:31pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 3:07pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 7:10pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 4:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:17pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 11:49am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 4:53pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:19am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 12:23pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 12:23pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 12:23pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 7:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 9:31pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 6:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:54am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 5:07pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 2:14pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 7:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 12:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 4:53pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 4:38am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 7:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 4:19am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:21am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 12:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 7:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 3:42pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:16am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 11:40am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:28am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 2:38pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:45pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:49pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:29am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:21pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:09am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:02pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 11:45am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:54pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:37am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 12:29am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:12am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:17am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 12:53am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:41am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 10:52am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:26am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:28am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:33am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:35am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 11:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:45am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:30pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:56am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 5:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:36pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:36pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 3:48pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:13pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 4:18am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 9:59pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:52am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 5:01pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 7:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:52pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 7:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 8:28pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 10:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:00pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:06pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 4:31am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 9:58pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:31pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:31am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:16am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 8:34pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 8:34pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:50am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:45pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:57am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:56am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:47pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:14pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:14pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 12:53am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:35pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 5:29am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 4:57pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:37pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 8:37pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 5:30am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 6:37pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 9:30am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 4:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:26am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 9:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:45am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:34pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 12:59pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:45pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 6:39pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:13pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:55pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:56pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:17pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:30pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 12:23pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 3:49pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:35am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:34pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:26am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 8:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 12:59pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:29pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:50am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:09pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:21pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:34pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 10:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 12:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:01pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:26pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:54am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:08pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:46pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 12:33am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 11:25pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 5:29am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 4:19pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:56am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:35pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 5:19am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:03am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 3:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:37pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:34pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:56pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:02pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:34am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:33pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:34pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 8:16pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 12:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:29pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:09pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:21pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:07pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 5:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:46am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:46am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:56pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 12:56pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:27pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:56pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:33pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:10pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:02am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:33pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:37pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:36pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:38pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:11pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:01pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:50pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:02am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:11pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:13pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:36pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:04pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:35pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 10:05am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:16pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 9:15pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 9:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:08pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:28pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:56am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:30pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:30pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:21pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:14am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:11pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:15am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:18pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:48pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:29pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:29pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:10pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:34am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:02am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:30pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:37pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:36pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:25pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:21pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:34am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:33am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:35pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:46pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:06pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:06pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:13am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:13am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:26pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:15pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:04am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 6:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:51am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:06pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:35am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:22am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:33pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:36pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:05am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:50am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:26am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:26am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:46pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 2:58pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:15am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:34am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:33am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:35pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:38pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:46pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:34pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:35pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:28pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:28pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:25pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:25pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:06pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:06pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:50am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:47pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:46pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:59am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:38pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 8:33pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:01am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:48pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:56am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:31am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:57pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:57pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:35pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:35pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:49am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:49am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:13am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:25pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:49am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:39am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:20am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 1:13pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:29am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 9:56am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:57pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:48am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 8:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:51am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:38pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:36pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:25pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:45pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:24am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:16am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:57pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:38pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:25pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:24am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:16am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:57pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 6:40pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:09am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:09am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:36pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:37pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 12:09am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:39am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:13pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:56pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:25pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 12:56pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:29pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:25pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:25pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:34am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:34am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 7:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:37pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:49am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:11am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 7:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:24am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:24am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:10pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:07am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 8:40am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:29am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:16am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:12am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:21am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:02pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:03am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:26am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:26am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:13pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:40pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:02am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:32am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:11am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 7:43am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:24am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:16pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 8:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:10pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked