NOBODY expects the Gorillas in Jeans!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise...
and ruthless efficiency....
Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to Matthijs... Our *four*...no...

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In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy,
Matthijs gave Cardinal Maj1kGG of Somerghem leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film.

This was the Gorillas in Jeans...