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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 4:55pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 7:13am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 4:54pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 7:25am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 3:51am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 11:47pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 11:04am

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 11:25am

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51am

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 11:25am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2019 @ 7:55am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 3:58am

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 4:05am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 1:00am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:42am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 11:14pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 11:24pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 9:01am

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 10:05am

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:38am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 10:33am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 12:52am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 11:39am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 2:05am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 5:44pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 5:52pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 6:02pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 5:30pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 4:56pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 10:33am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 10:02am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 2:56am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 3:54am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 9:52am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 11:10am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 1:05am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 3:13am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 6:49pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 8:44pm

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 6:09pm

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 9:38am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 2:51am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 7:15pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 9:20am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 1:14am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 3:08am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 11:31pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 11:26pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 1:32am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 11:29pm

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 10:00am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 12:22am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:34am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:10am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 1:02am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 10:37am

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 10:47am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2019 @ 5:15pm

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2019 @ 6:22am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2019 @ 6:39am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:40am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:14am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:54am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2019 @ 6:46am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2019 @ 6:51am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 5:07am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:31am

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49am

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:35am

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41am

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2019 @ 7:04am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 6:38am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 7:06am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:06am

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:40am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:44am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 23 May, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 3:40pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 2:37am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 2:41am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 2:53am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 2:44am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 2:46am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 3:39am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2021 @ 6:32am

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:39am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 4:13am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 4:28am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 5:24am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2021 @ 4:11am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 4:04am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2021 @ 3:55am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 2:53am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 12:44am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2021 @ 4:22am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 2:40am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 2:22am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:07am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:29am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:30am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:15pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:16pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 12:36am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:07am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 3:17am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 9:09am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 9:34am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 9:59am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:07am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:31am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:58am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:49am



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
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