I see the tip peeking out on your profile pic

That profile pic may be just what I need to bust

im about to nut

where are you getting these stats from bro, we havent even played hunt in ages

It was fun destroying your team again. What is that... like 4 times this week LMAO

I hope when I go to palestine a smoking hot IDF blonde with tan skin detains me for "loitering" and "rapes" me. I'm gonna pretend I don't like it for the first 5 minutes. I can just imagine a broad, dirty talking to me in hebrew. And then my brain auto translates it and shes really saying shes a dude. As i think to myself, "even better" she goes for a wrap around and starts spanking my monkey out of pure libido. I ejaculate all over the my pants and it drips onto the concrete, blood rushing to my head, ears ringing as i hear her say... "you were a good ♥♥♥♥", She then proceeds to curb stomp me into the concrete, releasing me from this otherworldly pleasure/pain.