Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
ㅤ* They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
ㅤ* The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!