bro, , never take a rhino pill after eating taco bell, it had me yurking my guts out from my peenar

why is everyone constantly in search of the holy grail , dont they know you can buy a pack of malboro reds at their local gas station #Amongus

#GoonerChungusUnited

TheFinals got me geeking so hard that my peener got an 11 on the Mohs hardness scale

I bring a sort of musty vibe to the function. one that usually clears out the rooms.. some deem it as smelly, but i say its aura

laying in my deathbed and my doctor said i could only choose one person to see before i pass. told him to simply let me die because i could never choose between my femboy @karatedogman or my furry @boxhead

told you we geek so hard i started calling fortnite freaknite and downloaded mods to get calamity jiggle physics!!

@karatedogman i know you are all about those booty workouts, but when will u flex them toes?? I'd ;love to see a toe workout.. or mabye a really sweaty one in the sauna . i hope you consider this!

cant believe joey chestnut was banned from the hotdog eating competition. who else am i gonna to watch stuff theyre face with highy processed tubular meat??? oh wait.. @box head

+rep this guy games

saw an ant hill outside my house today and figured I'd give them some food. little did those mfs know i busted a whole ass load on their ♥♥♥♥. bros probably thought they just got fed the nectar of the gods,.

why are so many people excited about this new elden ring dlc? I keep hearing about a turd tree and abducted eggs.

feeling a little troll-like. may speak out a nonsensical phrase in tongues on my deathbed that lead back to this guys non existent steam profile

I will settle the beef between Drake and Kendrick once and for all... whos ass cheeks quake more when getting backshots? i will be the controlled variable

squished this guys booty cheeks together while he was pooping, call that a chocotaco

erm yeah can i get dah fortnite please burger cheese with a side of fanum tax fries topped with nathaniel b bussin chicken strips drenched in sigma sauce

bush so hairy she had her own ecosystem of microscopic vermin

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