I looked at him from across the west sub saharan indian themed coffee shop, there twiddling is ♥♥♥♥ with his ring and index finger. Skillful, must be a wizard of impeccable balance. I stood up and announced my presence, taking several hostages. I moved through the room with expert agility to his residence. "Is this seat taken" I asked taking off my pants and putting on a silk vest. "Only pajamas can dance" said the wizard. We teleported to a modern art museum full of live human exhibits. We robbed the security guard of his bowl of cereal honey nut chex mix. We furiously masturbated into the bowl. During the simultaneous ejaculation we exploded into a super nova engulfing the earth. Alas, binary systems are quite unstable. The collision resulted in a black hole so massive it shattered the plank limit ushering a new parallel universe. This is where we now reside, in some mesosphere purgatory watching of mortal humans while sucking the tows of our true reptilian deities. +rep good trader