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A Spiritual Journey Through GMOD

Oh, Garry’s Mod. Truly, a masterpiece of the modern gaming world. There’s nothing quite like the feeling of waking up, launching the game, and immediately discovering that half your mods are now completely broken because of some update that no one asked for. It’s like a beautiful sunrise, if the sunrise were a slap to the face.

In this utopia of user-created content, we wander the barren landscape of abandoned mods like forlorn nomads, desperately clinging to the hope that—just maybe—some forgotten modder will descend from the heavens to patch that one line of code that makes everything work again. Spoiler alert: It’s not happening. They're not coming back. The great modders have ascended to their higher calling—probably making money in the real world, leaving us here to weep over broken content and incomplete files. RIP, sweet mods. You were too pure for this world.

And to all the brave souls considering entering this kingdom of digital despair: Please, for the love of whatever's left of your sanity—don’t. Don’t you dare play this game. Every new player is a harbinger of doom, bringing with them updates that will crush the few remaining mods we have left. You want to be a hero? Then stay away. Don’t download Garry’s Mod. Let it live in its broken, unfinished glory. Let it die peacefully without the constant interruption of progress.

Because, let’s face it: every update is a reminder that the modding community has long since moved on. We're stuck here, trying to convince ourselves that somehow, somehow, the mods we love will magically work again if we just tweak a few files and pray to the modding gods. It’s a sick joke. And we’re all in on it.

And yet, here I am, trudging through this endless cycle, faithfully playing Garry’s Mod in its gloriously broken state until my dying breath.

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