... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

... I got fired from the orange juice factory. I just couldn't concentrate.

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I took a day off.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

... To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

... I usually tell dad jokes.... most of the time he laughs.