Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
ㅤ* Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
ㅤ* Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!