I need oil. I can't stop drinking oil. I can't stop drinking oil! I just can't stop! I can't stop drinking crude oil. You know, the black stuff that comes in barrels? I can't stop drinking it. I just can't. It's tantalising. It's addicting. It is a delicacy! I love it. I can't stop drinking oil. Crude oil! I can't stop guzzling it, gulping it down! I can't stop drinking oil!