Recent reviews by Jack Hoff

I have more hours on "loading unusually long" more than the actual game at this point. beautiful game just save your money till they fix the servers. this is not worth 70 dollars lol

Worst 3 hours of my entire life. No in game tutorial. no nothing. most of the youtube "tutorials" already expect you to somehow know the basics already. Which defeats the whole purpose of a tutorial if you are expecting the person you are trying to teach to magically know what you are talking about.

Very hard to find servers that just wiped. so most of your time spent is gonna be immediately dying 10 minutes after spawning in either due to the super sonic speed infected or the d1ckhole players who are already kitted out like they come straight from the SAS but still kill you anyways for your almighty 2 rags and 1 whole stick.

And EVEN if you do manage to survive all that. have fun going building to building finding the same exact shirt and cargo pants within an 8 mile radius because looting POIs is practically useless if the server is more than 5 days old after a wipe.

Id only recommend if you were a masochist

fun game but sadly, dead playerbase

Dead player base that struggles to reach 300 active players. this means most matches you are gonna be going against tryhards who objective camp, or cheaters that know what disguise you are even though youve just spawned and barely walked 10 feet

a survivor mains wet dream. killer needs a massive buff. i dont see how in what world a survivor should be faster, stronger. and all around just better than the killer. if they dont fix this soon this game's gonna go down the good ol dbd route.

also shotguns are single handily by far the most overpowered items for survivors. easily attainable within the first minute and a half of a match. and can absolutely tank your health from 100 to around 25. so if they manage to 2 tap you. (which they'll 100% will because you move slower than a snail hitching a ride on top of a sloth, not to mention your hitbox is as wide as california) boom, insta kill. just with 2 mouse clicks

oh yeah it also takes around 5 very slow hits to down a survivor so good luck with that lmfao. killers have next to no health so god help you if youre getting attacked by all 5 survivors. you will probably live for another 5 seconds max. i would say only download this game if you are a survivor main. as its incredibly easy to pub stomp killers with whats basically no risk-huge rewards.

and when you do finally start injuring someone. there will always be a medic super glued to them insta healing them form 10-100% in a fraction of second with barely any cooldown with healing. safe to say this game has worse balancing thing dbd


edit- apparently crashes counts as abandonments so now im waiting about 30 minutes in matchmaking ban because this ♥♥♥♥ game decided to crash for the 5th time today

great game too bad everyone is too braindead to know how to acutally play

What can i say, its the exact same game we've had for the last 10 years, only this time EA actively dupes you by promoting all their "next-gen" features in all their trailers only for them to not mention that it will not make it to the PC port and its SPECIFICALLY exclusive to the PS5 and Xbox Series S. but to be fair why would they tell you this to begin with? then it would mean you wouldnt buy it. how else are they gonna get even more people to pay for a 60$ roster update? i feel almost bad for myself that i bought this, because every year this is always that small glimmer of hope that "maybe things are different this year" but no, its the same, just like last year, and the year before that, and the year before that year...

most of your time spent on most servers is gonna be spent by being base camped by some 16k hours attack heli giga sweat that lives off this game. managed to kill one and end his streak of 82-0 and he proceeded to give me death threats 10/10 would do it again. but yeah only get this game if youre fine with being base camped the entire match by sweat lords

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i did not expect a mfing star wars game of all games to be THIS sweaty. if youre new dont even bother because the other team are most likely a bunch of lvl 200+ so good luck leaving spawn lol

10k hour sweats ruined this