Scared, afraid and frightened I approach her from afar, "m'lady". She gives no reply and it brings me a sharp, sharp pain in my gaymer h<3rt. I repeat myself and she looks up and starts laughing. My spaghetti flows from my fanny pack in an endless stream. My whole kindergarten class laughs at me, as i try to put my spaghetti back in pandoras' box but no matter how hard i try, fail GG.