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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 8:37pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:41pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 7:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 10:20am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:57am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:41am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:26am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 6:38am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:30am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 10:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:27am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:41am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 8:05pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:08pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 9:26am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 5:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:00am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 2:15am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:05am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:17pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:33am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 5:30am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 3:55am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:47am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 6:38am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 3:55am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:13am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:41am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 8:28am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:05am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 10:01am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 6:38am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:12am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 11:16am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:14am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:14am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:13am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:35am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:05am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 11:16am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:16am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:25pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 8:28am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:47am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:28am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:55am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:20am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:47am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:06am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 10:21pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:05am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:47am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:05am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:35am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:37am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:04am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:04am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:05am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:24pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:46am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:47am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:05am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:12am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:52pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:49pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:25am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 3:52am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:59am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:29am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:04am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:08am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 9:25am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:45am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:56am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:36am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:04am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:05pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:10pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:36am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:36am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:28am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 6:12am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:42pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:01pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:30am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:20am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:55am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:03pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:35am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:06am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:34am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:16am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:58am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:30am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:25am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:01am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 6:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:22am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:05am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:33am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:22pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:35am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:16am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:15am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:15am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:09am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:36am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:36am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:16am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:01am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:34am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 9:12am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:44pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:59am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:01am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:18am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:41am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 9:11am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:01am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:09am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:10am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:45pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:11am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:36am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 7:06pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:28am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:36am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:16am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:01am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:25am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:34am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 9:12am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:44pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:44pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:52pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:20am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 3:52am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:14am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:51pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:20am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 6:13am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:42am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:29am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:16am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 9:12am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:26am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:57am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:33am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 3:15am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:13am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 11:16am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:35pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:09am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:50pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:11am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:31am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:32pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:21pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:07pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:09am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:09am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:12am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 2:12pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 12:52am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:32am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:56am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:26am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 3:56am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:53am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:08am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:17pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 6:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 6:48pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:48am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:49pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:30am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:28am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 9:12am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:35am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 6:16am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:54pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:31am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:32am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:11am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:37pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:47pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 3:52am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:30am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 5:16am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:12am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:08am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:13am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:56pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:31am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:49pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:22pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 3:57am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:31am



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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