One in the pinker, two in the stinker.

Crashout YSE

"How are you gonna get chicks without hair plugs and minoxidyl?!"

Thanks for gifting me the CR7 grooming kit for Christmas! My date currently in the bathroom

Hey buddy, just spent the evening alone watching TikTok and messaging barely 18s on Tinder while I'm in my 30s living in my parents basement. Inverter batteries are broken so I can't play COD alone while eating unseasoned chicken and rice which is a bummer. Anyways, I was thinking of spending my life savings on hair plugs.

fun mate