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I bought tickets into his country, we spent some time in local bars, he acted nicely, so he invited me at his place to save money on hotels.
Upon entering his apartment he started showing me his replicas of CS knives, but all of a sudden other members of our CS party showed up, they were naked and wearing Trollface masks, they started jеrking off to each other and Pelle put on the the mask that looked like Steve's face from Minecraft, he started shoving these knives in every hole possible, it turned out to be Dildo-knives, blades were hidden so you couldn't tell what it is.
I managed to remember all the John Wick movies and used their weapons against them, they were tearing my clothes off and tried to suck my d!ck, but I was jumping on their heads like Neo from Matrix.
With a bit of luck I managed to escape with my d!ck unsucked.
Don't trust him.