Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Rage
2. Hatred of Russians, Cyka Blyats, Polish kurwas, and Russians
3. Broken keyboard
4. Broken mouse
5. 9/10 ready
6. Server crashes
7. Retar_d teammates
8. Competitive matches!!!!!
9. "Ez Pz" spam
10. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
11. Lag
12. Cheaters
13. 64 tick servers
14. bad grades

Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.

11 / 10 would play again