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Welcome to Qud

Die.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 10:30am

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 8:38am

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:34pm

Your Better Half

Get killed by your evil twin.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 12:17pm

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:02am

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20pm

You Are Becoming

Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook.
Unlocked 24 May, 2020 @ 11:49pm

Say No More

Contract glotrot.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Metal Pedal

Contract ironshank.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 4:08am

Shoot.

Get killed by a chute crab.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 3:06am

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 10:05pm

So Powerful is the Charm of Words

Read 100 books.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 8:21pm

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 6:09pm

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Unlocked 22 May, 2020 @ 9:20pm

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Tongue in Cheek

Cure glotrot via traditional methods.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Oathbreaker

Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 3:53pm

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 8:45pm

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:09pm

Synolymb

Regenerate a limb.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 7:39pm

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:59am

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 4:40am

Psst.

Find the oddly-hued glowpad.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2020 @ 2:38am

That Was Nice

Compliment Q Girl.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 3:55am

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 10:20pm

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:36pm

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Sight Older Than Sight

Discover psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47am

What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?

Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Star-Eye Esper

Attain 100 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:33pm

The Quasar Mind

Attain 200 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:34pm

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:22am

All Those Who Wander

Travel to the pocket dimension Tzimtzlum.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

The Recitation of the Drowning of Eudoxia by the Witches of Moonhearth

Wear the Otherpearl.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56pm

A Clammy Reception

Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:27pm

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01pm

You Recame

Rematerialize in the corporeal realm.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:17am

*gulp*

Be swallowed whole.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:03pm

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48am

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:37am

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:13am

Decoding the Signal

Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:09am

The Earl of Omonporch

Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:40am

A Call to Arms

Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:53am

Pax Klanq, I Presume?

Deliver a message to the mushroom prodigy.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:30pm

Tomb of the Eaters

Travel to Brightsheol and disable the Spindle's magnetic field.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:18pm

The Golem

Form large creature.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:18pm

Reclamation

Recover the Spindlegrounds from the Putus Templar war party.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:54pm

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:41am

Oops

Be killed by a companion on accident.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:22am

The Comedy

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Eskhind's favor.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:05pm

The Sonnet

Return the crumpled sheet of paper to its intended recipient or its author.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:40pm

We Are Starfreight

Ascend the Spindle.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:10pm

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:29pm

The Dusted Cosmos

Leave the solar system on a starship.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:29pm



The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
23 / 100

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
82 / 100

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
19 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
1 / 4

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
1 / 6

Dawnglider

Become auroral.

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
7 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
0 / 20

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.
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