Recent reviews by Ass Bandit

A masterpiece.

The endings feel a bit rushed at the moment, just as the last part of the third act, but in general a very good game. The patches fixed some fps problems and locked out character lines, so that's a bonus. Still, I feel like the third act requires some additional polish. Also the level cap is kinda low, in my opinion.

Awesome immersive sandbox.

A game similar to Terraria in gameplay and progression, with the elements of town magement borrowed from games like Rimworld. The latter elements are simplified, although not to their detriment, and are a nice activity to do when not focusing on progression. The bosses are interesting and unique, some harder, some easier, they always managed to surprise me, but of course you can find traces of bosses from other games in them. A nice experience for both solo and coop, I very much enjoyed the game and will eagerly look forward to new features and further development.

Simply great. Good optimization, Awesome music, Excellent map design. A solid combat system. A lot to explore and do in this game. Server is easy to set up and run. And mods are great. Most importantly though, this game perfectly captures the feeling of the world of Conan, of adventure, of achievement and of being a barbarian. 10/10 for me.

Play this game. Understand, that it is a pathetic and negative experience, that is not worth your time. Discard this game and cut it out from your life. Go outside, take a walk. Breath the fresh air deeply, look at the sky and realize the beauty of this world. Forget about this game, and move on with your new, free, happy life.

I hope the day shall come when this game is once again relisted and open for new players, for it is truly glorius and unique.

To start the review, I wanted to say that this game has one of the best dev teams that I've ever seen. They regularly support the game, add everything that they promise and that the community requests(such as the gun and natural disasters update), and release frequent bugfixes and optimization updates. The game's community also has incredibly talented creators, and I've seen many seemingly impossible things in the workshop that are incredible. The mechanics and modularity of the building system truly allows for many variants of different crafts, or perhaps of something entirely different. I do wish though that the campaign had some more preferable goals to do, as currently it is somewhat lost in terms of its design, perhaps, the devs could introduce a system of fixed levels that are carefully crafted with unique tasks? That would be a fun addition and a good alternative to sandbox. Anyway, the game is great, is constantly updated, and certainly deserves your support if you like building planes, cars, ships(especially), and submarines. Or sometimes all of this at once.

Camping festival. Don't play it unless you like playing against people who sit in bushes and do nothing but camp for 50 minutes. Don't be fooled by the trailers. PvE in this game is essentially non-existent and only serves to spice up the PvP. Good plays happen but they are rare. The reason for which i do not recommend this game hovewer, is the terrible optimization and unwillingness of devs to do anything about it. With every update fps gets worse and worse. They pump out DLC skins at the speed of light, but the new map that was added several months ago is still an unoptimized piece of crap. Also, as of recent update the UI got worse and the newsfeed is broken. All in all, if you like camping and terrible optimization, this is the game for you.

Edit: The game is getting worse and worse nowadays, with constant desyncs, teleportatons, weapons that you cannot pick up, and dual wielding headshot spam. Do not recommend. It is a shame though. If only the game was on Unreal and not on that crapfest Cryengine.

Update: The worst servers of any multiplayer shooter I have ever played. Traitor's Moon event showed this. They've always been bad, but new random disconnects, lags, desyncs, have become much worse. Pathetic. Invest in better servers please.

A lot of potential and beatiful style completely overshadowed by insanely boring and repetitive ore grind, lack of content, very little variety of enemies, armor and weapons. The stamina system is horrible. The gameplay loop revolves around getting ore/materials in a new biome, crafting gear, beating the boss, but the game executes this extremely poorly. The game also violates several gamedesign principles, in the sense that where a reward for the player's efforts is expected, there's none, or an outright letdown. Where one would expect discovery and mysteries to be found, they are greeted instead with only a few enemies for the whole biome and a bunch of repetitive dungeons with 2-3 of the same enemies, all for the sake of the grind, while in the middle of the most annoying landscape imaginable in terms of navigation, which is made even worse by the horrendous stamina system.