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Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 10:00am

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 11:55am

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 12:14pm

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 7:11am

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 11:55am

The Things We Do

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 2:27am

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 12:11pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 2:29am



Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks

Helping Hand

Medic!

We All Need A Friend Like You

New Vocation

An Apple A Day

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.

Guinea Pig

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!