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12 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
1,016.2 hrs on record (1,015.4 hrs at review time)
no sex :(
Posted 3 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
49.2 hrs on record (43.0 hrs at review time)
You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
Straight outta Compton, crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ named Ice Cube
From the gang called ♥♥♥♥♥♥ With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya ♥♥♥♥ with me
The police are gonna have to come and get me
Off yo' ass, that's how I'm goin' out
For the punk ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that's showin' out
♥♥♥♥♥♥ start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix 'em and cook 'em in a pot like gumbo
Goin' off on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like that
With a gat that's pointed at yo' ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin' when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo' dancin'
With a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥ out tha box daily
Yo, weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see clearly
That I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy, you can't ♥♥♥♥ with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
'Cause Ice Cube is crazy as ♥♥♥♥
As I leave, believe I'm stompin'
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin' straight outta Compton
Yo, Ren
Whassup?
Tell 'em where you from!
Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass ♥♥♥♥♥
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you know this
But the ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't show this
But I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin' the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is jackin'
And when illegally armed, it's called 'packin'
Shoot a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a minute
I find a good piece o' ♥♥♥♥♥, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'ma call you a ♥♥♥♥♥ or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a ♥♥♥♥♥ is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
A crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the street
Attitude legit 'cause I'm tearin' up ♥♥♥♥
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that starts static
Not the right-hand 'cause I'm the hand itself
Every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, 'cause I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin'
That's takin' place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
But a ♥♥♥♥♥ like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton
Eazy is his name, and the boy is comin'
Straight outta Compton
Is a brother that'll smother yo' mother
And make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raises hell
And if I ever get caught, I make bail
See, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, that's the problem
I see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' cop, I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me, it's kinda funny, the attitude showin' a ♥♥♥♥♥ drivin'
But don't know where the ♥♥♥♥ he's going, just rollin'
Lookin' for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
Except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
And hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin'
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin'
So what about the ♥♥♥♥♥ who got shot? ♥♥♥♥ her!
You think I give a damn about a ♥♥♥♥♥? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever ♥♥♥♥ with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brother who will smother
Word to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, straight outta Compton
Damn, that ♥♥♥♥ was dope!
Posted 30 April.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
51.2 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
i suffer from depression
Posted 12 February.
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8 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record
no sexe
Posted 18 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
63.7 hrs on record (58.9 hrs at review time)
confused mechanic is fun
Posted 31 October, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
806.3 hrs on record (581.4 hrs at review time)
meh cool game
Posted 17 May, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
sweet
Posted 24 December, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
like all game liek that will die in a wekk really trash need a ♥♥♥♥ tonne of change to be goood but still better than pudg and h1z1 so
Posted 5 December, 2018.
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