Teehee I like pooping in socks then storing it in the deep freezer to keep it rich with flavor. After I feel like I have let it sit for a sufficient amount of time, I proceed to carefully remove the sock from the perimeter of the poop. Next, I grab the salt (or pepper) shaker and sprinkle the poop with my topping of choice ever so delicately. This serves as a great afternoon or evening snack, especially after a hard day at work.