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ㅤ* I was playing the piano in a bar and this elephant walked in and started crying his eyes out. I said "Do you recognise the tune?" He said "No, I recognise the ivory."
ㅤ* When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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