YOU'RE A KNIGHT FROM THE KINGDOM OF CUMALOT AND YOU'RE ON A QUEST TO SLAY A DRAGON. YOUR LITTLE D I C K GETS EVEN SMALLER AS YOU APPROACH ITS CAVE. YOUVE HEARD DRAGONS BREATHE FIRE, BUT THAT HEAT YOU FEEL ON YOUR FACE IS COMING FROM HER SOUTH MOUTH. THIS DRAGON HASNT BEEN F U C K E D IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND SHES LOOKING AT YOU LIKE A BIG, SHINY DILDO. YOU FIGHT AGAINST THE RAGING GUSTS TO MOVE CLOSER, AS SHE BLASTS YOU WITH POWERFUL DRAGON QUEEFS. WHEN YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH, YOU STRIKE HER DIRECTLY IN THE BEAN WITH YOUR LANCE. YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH, BUT THEN SHE JUST KIND OF LAYS BACK, AND YOU SPEND THE NEXT HOUR SPANKING HER SCALEY HOLE. WHEN SHE FINALLY BUSTS, ITS LIKE YOURE SITTING FRONT ROW ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN DURING A HURRICANE. YOU RIDE A WAVE OF BOILING HOT DRAGON SQUIRT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, AS ALL THE TOWNS PEOPLE CHEER YOU ON.