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Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan
 
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. ♥♥♥♥ her right in the ♥♥♥♥♥. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes.:csgoct:
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PotatoSauce 25 Dec, 2017 @ 7:56am 
𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼
okdayne 17 Sep, 2017 @ 4:44pm 
I have searched past profiles and profiles, to find nothing of which I am looking for. Don't know why I would comment here, don't know you. I am bored, I feel melancholy, and don't understand what I am doing with my time. I hope one day I find meaning is my life, and will enjoy my time spent doing things, unlike this very moment. Maybe we will meet one day, and you are my meaning. That is very unlikely, actually, we will never meet. I hope you do not delete this comment, for you will look back at it frequently, wondering what it all means. Well let me tell you now, it doesn't mean anything. Nothing means anything my friend. we are all useless sacks of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Thankyou for not deleting this comment after 10 years, I know you be looking back at this in 10 years, because I am intelligent. Goodbye now, and do not try to contact me, for you do not know me, but I know you.
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bixnetz 9 Jul, 2017 @ 8:16pm 
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. There can be only one.
bixnetz 9 Jul, 2017 @ 8:15pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is NIP losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don't want to believe CS:GO is so corrupt. I want a team to believe in. I want GeT_RiGhT and forest to be top 1 and 2 players again and fix this broken team. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought NIP was doing well in groups???? This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.