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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2019 @ 3:31am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 5:45am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2019 @ 3:34am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:12am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 5:12am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:20am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:16am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:30am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 8:27am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 6:02am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 7:03am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:39am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:22am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 5:08am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2019 @ 6:26am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 8:16am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:19am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:12am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 5:43am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 5:44am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 3:42am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 9:08am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:53am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 8:33am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:49am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 11:54am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 6:14am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:47am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 7:55am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 7:13am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:46am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:34am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2019 @ 11:51am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 9:10am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 3:47am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 8:12am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 12:57pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:52am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:34am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 8:58am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 8:05am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2021 @ 6:08am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 1:41pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:46am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 8:43am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2019 @ 11:55am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 8:13am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 8:24am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2019 @ 3:27am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2019 @ 11:44am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2019 @ 11:44am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 8:20am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 8:22am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 8:38am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 7:52am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 8:18am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 8:14am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 8:03am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 9:50am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 9:09am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 8:39am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 9:16am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:56am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 9:53am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 8:16am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 8:02am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 8:47am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 6:10am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 11:04pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:47pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 9:43am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 9:45am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 11:17pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 5:36am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 5:43am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 5:43am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 7:00am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 5:55am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 6:01am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 7:45am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 6:57am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 7:29am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 7:26am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 7:40am



BFF

Lick a friend

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.