Some bachelors want a meaningful overnight relationship.
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Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
- Ellyn Mustard
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Subject: Linux box finds it hard to wake up in the morning

I've heard of dogs being like their owners, but Linux boxen?
-- Peter Hunter <[email protected]>
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The world is not octal despite DEC.
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To be awake is to be alive. -- Henry David Thoreau, in "Walden"
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Both models are identical in performance, functional operation, and
interface circuit details. The two models, however, are not compatible
on the same communications line connection.
-- Bell System Technical Reference
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Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
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